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[生活英语] Simple Math Equations

本主题由 紫蓝 于 2008-7-5 10:00 移动

Simple Math Equations

Equation 1:
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
4 [/ t; X0 m" s1 B1 L2 pDonkey = eat + sleep# [: w2 M. [- D, M- K( U
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& h' C2 G) U' i: qTherefore,# h% f6 O: W* Y7 C( p5 s
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
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Therefore,2 m; F# i9 A& V4 e
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
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6 I6 e& w2 K; f9 ]5 e' E# W+ gIn other words,5 D) Q* k( m% u
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2:
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2 o+ h- ?- l- r( ~8 ?Men = eat + sleep + earn money3 \7 L4 K$ ?: t
Donkeys = eat + sleep& U& z) I( a! L/ r( @
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( E3 ^! {6 w  l* @Therefore,, E! S8 O9 K# s' U, d
Men = Donkeys + earn money
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Therefore,
3 r. ?/ p& _4 j/ u& G- lMen - earn money = Donkeys
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; D' a" `. r( b0 q5 @In other words,4 L7 Q. e5 ?( X; i1 W3 [
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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3 W. F/ _! V2 u/ [! e( m3 UEquation 3:
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3 ~4 q+ x& E( @" |# o3 AWomen = eat + sleep + spend
  ]/ S, R. C/ EDonkeys = eat + sleep
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Therefore,- l& B/ h% a: K
Women = Donkeys + spend, Y* d& o$ E5 D

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Women - spend = Donkeys7 \5 g/ _# Q/ ?- L

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$ o# q$ n7 Z6 l& V0 l7 S( ^  f& PIn other words,! j; H1 S8 z1 j) g7 P! d. X
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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* C9 ]7 o( q8 d: F4 _* }' I8 \To Conclude:1 o! U9 [4 X: h# i4 e
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
- h+ ?( s1 {, e3 }Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

# e9 ~* C2 _; QSo, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) ' T% ]' {1 F, R; u
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
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So, we have?
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/ m5 ?1 }- C6 {# u# oMen + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

: S% |& a! W9 _7 ]* k4 vTherefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude( w6 L  q9 u) c  y% W/ K& [3 E
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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小幸福。。。。

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what is this ?
我喝水只喝纯净水,牛奶只喝纯牛奶,所以我很单纯

即使是Believe,  中间还藏着一个Lie

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换个中文的说法就很好理解了 [注: 是意译 ]

人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩           
. X- g; |; k" Z% [, j  ~猪=吃饭+睡觉
  v( z5 ~4 b0 h% D5 ]6 H! {# A所以:人=猪+上班+玩
' [8 F0 |3 ?# c* p即:人-玩=猪+上班
, r2 _1 R: c& q* j结论:不懂玩的人= 会上班的猪
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男人=吃饭+睡觉+挣钱+ L0 U! k+ A+ M1 O/ e

/ c0 U, C4 o6 q0 ~/ D猪=吃饭+睡觉
6 N# C: I  D: n所以:男人=猪+挣钱
& n+ ]# @( Y" o+ b* s 即:猪=男人-挣钱2 d7 m+ C! B' J' @( e$ O/ I- m
结论:男人不挣钱=猪: o: ?4 |$ r5 o/ O$ M

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* H" n: ~% f# {9 g. y% J. A$ B女人=吃饭+睡觉+花钱! j: h: n- N* Y8 \) C; ]& }% I$ C
猪=吃饭+睡觉& A7 c5 {! d5 ?
所以:女人=猪+花钱

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鉴于东西方文化差异,这里的动物用猪来代替DONKEY

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o(∩_∩)o...  第三个结论是 女人-花钱=驴子(猪): A% M- {7 k( P; [
所以呢 如果女人不爱花钱不爱消费的话呢就是蠢猪(驴)了
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最扯的是最后的结论了。
小幸福。。。。

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