开心笑话
外贸XDJM们,大家平时都很忙,很累吧,希望这个小笑话可以给你带来一点欢乐.8 ?9 N) B! e( ?" c! g+ P
) G- n- F& }3 Y: S- a( SWhen a chinese went into a America bar. He saw his idol Spear Steven Spielberg. He was so happy and went to say: Hi, Mr Spielberg. : X6 l7 E5 N0 [+ V; I
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"Away, you Japanese,attack Pearl harbor" said by angry Spielberg.( l/ N& j) L% D
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"No, I am Chinese, not Japanese." explained this man.
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"Hey, Spielberg, you made the Titanic sank. There are so many my Chinese brothers" said angrily this man.
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"No, it is iceberg, not me." explained by Spielberg.& C" V- V* P6 i/ A- Y
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"you Spielberg is Iceberg, you are "berg"+ q) q( B+ t& p! U$ |7 C3 h& N5 |
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